ELU TEATRIS – Teater R.A.A.A.M. / Vaba Lava Black Box

“Elu teatris” on David Mamet 26 armastuskirja teatrile.

See, mis juhtub eesriide ees, on vaid osa tõest. Aga mis juhtub eesriide taga? Kutsume vaataja lava taha, kuhu tavaliselt publik ei näe ning näitame teatrielu avameelselt ja ausalt.

Laval kohtuvad kaks inimest. Ühega tuleb kaasa aastatepikkune kogemus, teisega uudishimu ja soov õppida. Ja ometi ei räägi see lugu ainult teatrist. See räägib elust endast, kus põimuvad ja põrkuvad koomiline ja traagiline, traditsiooniline ja uuenduslik, kogemus ja maailma avastamine.

Ja selleks ei ole palju vaja. Kaks inimest ja pealtvaatajad. Rohkem ei olegi vaja.

Osalised

  • Lavastaja - TIIT ALTE
  • Kunstnik - RIINA VANHANEN
  • Valguskujundaja - PRIIDU ADLAS (Eesti Draamateater)
  • Muusikaline kujundaja - ARDO RAN VARRES
  • Autor - DAVID MAMET
  • Tõlkija - MEELIKE PALLI

Laval

PÄÄRU OJA ja JARMO REHA

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05
november 2026
19:00
VÕRKU PÜÜTUD – Ugala Teater / Salme suur saal

Ray Cooney komöödia „Võrku püütud“ on järg tema menunäidendile „Run for Your Wife!“, mida eesti publik tunneb nime all „Oi, Johnny!“.

Lavastaja Tanel Jonas

Kunstnik Kristjan Suits 

Tõlkijad Tanel ja Pirjo Jonas

Osades Margus Tabor (külaline), Vallo Kirs või Rait Õunapuu, Ilo-Ann Saarepera (külaline) või Margaret Sarv, Ringo Ramul (külaline) või Oskar Punga, Triinu Meriste (külaline), Jaana Kena ja Andres Tabun

Kaheksateist aastat on taksojuht John Smith nautinud täiuslikku õnne. Tal on hubane kodu, kus teda ootavad armastav naine ja ilus tütar. Ning siis veel ka teine kodu, kus ootamas sama armastav naine ja tore poeg. Loomulikult ei tea perekonnad teineteise olemasolust midagi ja rahuloleva Johni arvates võiks see nii ka jääda. Ühel ilusal päeval kohtuvad tema lapsed ootamatult internetis ja jõuavad arusaamisele, et nende isad on väga sarnased. Sündmuste ahel, mille see tutvus käivitab, on nii hullumeelne, et päeva lõpus on John nõus kasvõi vanakuradi vanaemaga tantsu lööma, selleks et tema saladus päevavalgele ei tuleks.

Laval suitsetatakse!

N
05
november 2026
19:00
Gulliver’s Travels – Artednet (Inglise keeles) / Salme suur saal

A voyage into strange worlds—and ourselves.

GULLIVER’S TRAVELS is one of the most significant and widely read classics of English literature, and has been since its publication in 1726.

George Orwell called it “one of the ten best books ever written”, and on its original publication it was hailed as being “read from the nursery to the Houses of Parliament”. TNT’s acclaimed version has the same appeal, at once an entertaining adventure story and a profound analysis of the human condition.

The production will be revived in 2026–2027 and Gulliver will travel from Estonia to Spain. Join us on the greatest fictional voyage, a voyage not only to wild lands peopled with mad scientists and talking horses but into our own selves.

The production has toured from China to Malta and Germany to Malaysia. It has been performed in simple school halls and the National Centre for the Performing Arts in Beijing. One of Europe’s leading newspapers described this TNT production in detail:

This utopian satirical novel by Jonathan Swift is one of the most read books of world literature. The story was ascribed to a fictional author, namely Lemuel Gulliver, who has experienced amazing adventures as a ship’s doctor and later as a captain. He not only travelled into the land of Lilliput and to the island of giants Brobdingnag, but also to the flying island Laputa, whose inhabitants are so intensely involved in mathematics, music and astronomy that they are almost unable to develop personal relationships.

His fourth journey brings Gulliver to a country which is ruled by coldly intelligent horses and inhabited by brutal human beasts, the Yahoos. The piece is performed in an almost musical style, with live music and songs. Paul Stebbings brilliantly transforms his actors from dwarfs to giants. First Gulliver on stilts seems excessively large against all the others crawling on their knees. Like Prometheus, the giant Gulliver is captured by the petty, self-important little people of Lilliput. The satire on the rulers of the kingdom of Lilliput was hilarious and at the same time sharp and well observed. On the other hand, the giants of the kingdom of Brobdingnag on their stilts appear alarmingly dangerous.

But the highlight of the performance is the last scene where the horses—either two actors in a horse costume or one actor with a horse head—place Gulliver under more and more pressure, joined by the Yahoos. This is where Swift’s satire on human folly most impressively comes into its own.

Ticket price: 10 Eur/student. Teachers: free admission.
Educational material: free of charge

Recommended age: from 11

R
06
november 2026
10:00
Gulliver’s Travels – Artednet (Inglise keeles) / Salme suur saal

A voyage into strange worlds—and ourselves.

GULLIVER’S TRAVELS is one of the most significant and widely read classics of English literature, and has been since its publication in 1726.

George Orwell called it “one of the ten best books ever written”, and on its original publication it was hailed as being “read from the nursery to the Houses of Parliament”. TNT’s acclaimed version has the same appeal, at once an entertaining adventure story and a profound analysis of the human condition.

The production will be revived in 2026–2027 and Gulliver will travel from Estonia to Spain. Join us on the greatest fictional voyage, a voyage not only to wild lands peopled with mad scientists and talking horses but into our own selves.

The production has toured from China to Malta and Germany to Malaysia. It has been performed in simple school halls and the National Centre for the Performing Arts in Beijing. One of Europe’s leading newspapers described this TNT production in detail:

This utopian satirical novel by Jonathan Swift is one of the most read books of world literature. The story was ascribed to a fictional author, namely Lemuel Gulliver, who has experienced amazing adventures as a ship’s doctor and later as a captain. He not only travelled into the land of Lilliput and to the island of giants Brobdingnag, but also to the flying island Laputa, whose inhabitants are so intensely involved in mathematics, music and astronomy that they are almost unable to develop personal relationships.

His fourth journey brings Gulliver to a country which is ruled by coldly intelligent horses and inhabited by brutal human beasts, the Yahoos. The piece is performed in an almost musical style, with live music and songs. Paul Stebbings brilliantly transforms his actors from dwarfs to giants. First Gulliver on stilts seems excessively large against all the others crawling on their knees. Like Prometheus, the giant Gulliver is captured by the petty, self-important little people of Lilliput. The satire on the rulers of the kingdom of Lilliput was hilarious and at the same time sharp and well observed. On the other hand, the giants of the kingdom of Brobdingnag on their stilts appear alarmingly dangerous.

But the highlight of the performance is the last scene where the horses—either two actors in a horse costume or one actor with a horse head—place Gulliver under more and more pressure, joined by the Yahoos. This is where Swift’s satire on human folly most impressively comes into its own.

Ticket price: 10 Eur/student. Teachers: free admission.
Educational material: free of charge

Recommended age: from 11

R
06
november 2026
12:30
MURDJA – Tauraite Country Club


Armastus on loodusjõud

See pole pelgalt ühe kire lugu, vaid inimlike, katastroofiliste mustrite lugu.
Sest me ei saa armastuse vastu.

Keskealine naine tutvub hotelli baaris noormehega, keda ta oma tööreisidele kaasa võtma hakkab. Juhuslikust tutvusest areneb kiirelt kummaline, kuum ja pidevalt uusi küsimusi tekitav armusuhe, samal ajal kui maailm nende ümber kliimakriisis hävib.

Mida teeb inimene, kui ta seisab vastamisi sellega, mis on temast nii palju suurem? Kui see on hirmuäratav, kuid vastupandamatu?

Osalised:

  • KUNSTNIK Eugen Tamberg
  • VALGUSKUNSTNIK Léon Augustin Allik
  • MUUSIKALINE KUJUNDAJA Aleksandra Koel
  • KEHADRAMATURG Anumai Raska
  • PRODUTSENDID Ere Naat ja Erki Laur
  • ETENDUSE JUHT Elis Listra (TÜVKA)

Toimumiskoht: Salme Kultuurikeskus, Vaba Lava Black Box

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06
november 2026
19:00
SANDER ÕIGUS “Kaksteist Kuud”- Huumoriklubi / Salme suur saal

“Ma pole täna see, kes ma olin eile. Ka teie pole homme enam see, kes te olete täna.”

Kaksteist kuud on pikk aeg ja kolmsada uut mind, aastaga jõuab nii mõndagi muutuda.

Meie asi on anda endast parim, et see muutumine oleks õiges suunas!

Millal sa viimati ennast tegelikult kõrvalt vaatasid ja kas vaatepilt pani ehmatusega silmi kinni suruma?

Sander Õiguse järjekorras kaheteistkümnes soolotund on valmis ja jõuab lõpuks lavadele üle kogu Wabariigi! Saame taaskord kokku, et natuke iseenda üle naerda!

Sander ütleb: “Ma olen viimastel aastatel veetnud enamuse oma ajast Eestist eemal, tuuritades mööda komöödiafestivale üle kogu maailma. Üksi ringi rännates tekib paratamatult olukordi, kus oled sunnitud endale päriselt otsa vaatama. Järjekordne õhtu, võõras linnas hotelli lage vahtides. Lisaks olen ma veetnud palju õhtuid erinevates komöödiaklubides, proovides sellest hirmust huumorit voolida. Tahaks sulle ka näidata, mis ma välja mõtlesin. Kohtume kuskil kultuuriasutuses su kodu lähedal! “Kaksteist Kuud” on ilmselt kõige sõgedam tund mis ma siiani kirjutanud olen, saab kindlasti põnev olema.”

L
07
november 2026
19:00